October 2009
33 posts
“Today I smirked at the thought of throwing garbage into my neighbor’s...”
– Adam (Owl City) - posted on Twitter Today
(Even just in everyday lives, we see people “enjoying” the misfortune of others)
My New Project →
Okay so, I was just going to do a quick blog entry on “Why Other People’s Misfortune Brings Us Joy.” And then I realized… I don’t know why it does! So now I’ve given myself an assignment and I will have a full report for you soon :) (Sorry, I’m just that kind of person!) If you’re interested now, but don’t want to do all the research, start by...
Quick Review
Okay, so the last few days I’ve been really busy and I thought I’d share what I’ve been doing and whether I think it was worth it or not! (because you know, you all care SOO much what I think)
Anyway :
Saturday : Halloween Haunt (FearFest) @ Canada’s Wonderland : AMAZING! - So it was a ton of fun! If you get really scared at these kinds of things I have...
Boys. Are. Stupid.
(Just saying)
Life Saving PDF (Vegan Recipes) →
This PDF is a crazy 62 pages long and is FULL of fantastic Vegan recipes. Though I have obviously been unable to try them all, I can tell you that the chocolate chip cookies are just to die for - well if you’re a vegan :) THEY’RE MORALLY HEALTH!! SO OPEN YOUR MIND & GO VEGAN! (With this 62 PAGE PDF you have no excuse not to!)
Patrick - Pete Wentz's Pants
Patrick : Hi, I'm Patrick Stump. And I'm wearing Pete's pants.
(After being accused of stealing Pete's pants [below])
Patrick : These are the dude version! They couldn't possibly be your pants.
Patrick : One of my favourite rumours about myself is that I am 31, which is just about 10 years off, so...
Pete : He's 41, you mother fuckers!
“It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even...”
– Abraham Lincoln
WOAH HO HO!! :D Listen to my new voicemail!!...
Two Cows
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows
You give 1 to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both an gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, & then throws the milk away…
...
That's How I Know...
Wake up with the morning dew
And all I think of is you
Everything about you makes me want to cry
Sometimes I feel I might even want to die
It’s sad to think that we’re done
All I wanted was some fun
You made me laugh, you made me giggle
Now all I do is yearn to wiggle
My feelings are hurt
You treat me like dirt
I feel like a pawn
Now that the loves gone
In the future I...
WatchAh ha ha ha!! My little cousins decided to do a dance, and well I kinda decided to speed it up :P It turned out a lot funnier than I though it was going to be and it’s less than 2 minutes so definitly check it out!!
The Body Language of Liars →
The 4 most common things he’ll do while he’s lieing to your face!
Meet Your Meat →
I couldn’t watch them but maybe you can…
Horoscopes!
Okay I know I’ve posted a lot today but I’m home alone sick so I’m constantly thinking about things and I’ve just gotta post some!
So I don’t know if you’re into this kinda stuff but if you like reading your horoscopes I have the perfect site for you!! This guy ALWAYS gets my horoscope right! I love him! He writes the horoscopes for the Toronto Star so you can...
Get Mommed! →
HA HA HA! You HAVE to check this out :D - It’s hilarious!!
You Can't Help But Love Them
Alex: Dude, we've been doing this for so long, I know what you're going to say like every night.
Jack: Oh yeah? What I'm I going to say next?
Alex: Probably something about my mom.
Jack: Damn...
These Days Come Along Too Often...
Don’t you just hate when you finally get up the courage to do something just to have it slammed back in your face? Then you regret doing it!Somebody asks you, but wouldn’t you rather have done it and dealt with the conciquences than not have done it and forever wonder what would have happened? And the only answer you can think of is NO! No, no, no, no, no I would have much rather...
WatchMy little cousins decided to reenact an unfortunate encounter earlier in the day. It kinda turned into a joke. It’s hilarious & they’re adorable!!
Enjoy :)
“Its been said again and again; life is a process, we are fleeting moments that...”
– Alex Gaskarth
Sea Kittens!
So really, I started this blog because my friend told me I talk to much and should just post it on the internet instead! At the time, I was talking about PETA2’s campaign about the Sea Kittens.
Sea Kittens are PETA2’s way of “cutifying” fish to and save them too. You wouldn’t dare hurt a kitten would you? So PETA2’s idea is that if they relate kittens and fish,...
