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LEGION…
If you really wanted to see this movie, don’t read my review.
I’m going to run this play-by-play. I always go into movies giving them the benefit of the doubt, and of course, you’ve all seen the preview with the freaky old lady climbing the ceiling, so I’m not going to lie, I was pretty excited to see this. Well I quickly changed my mind. The movie started out rather confusing like many movies do, I was just trying to keep up. Then it just got stupid weird, and I still don’t know what exactly was going on even after finishing the movie. Then someone wakes up & you’re thinking was that supposed to be a dream!? Nope. He was waking up from another dream but you have to listen carefully to catch that. Woah… that was a bit of spoiler there. Okay I’ll be more vague.
The plot was stupid, there were probably 3-4 good actors in the whole movie, some of the graffics were good, others were just retarded. And really I guess what I’m trying to say is DON’T GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!
Now if you took my advice ^ from litterally right there, you can read the next part.
*SPOILER ALERT*
THIS WAS THE ONLY good part of the movie…
The Old Woman
A little bit of background : God has possessed people with Angels. This is his alternative to the flood he sent before (the one with Noah and the Ark. Yea you know what I’m talking about).
Anyway so this old woman walks into the diner sits down and orders a rare steak. She introduces herself as Gladys. When the pregnant waitress serves her, Gladys asks who the father is. When the waitress explains that he’s “out of sight & out of mind”, Gladys responds saying that her baby will burn. The waitress asks for clearification, assuming she heard her wrong, Gladys says:
“Your fucking baby is going to fucking burn!”
And from an old lady, that was hilarious! I was killing myself laughing so hard. One of the other women in the diner says something to the effect of “that was uncalled for, maybe you should think before you speak.” Gladys replies:
“Shut up you fucking cunt! All you do is complain.”
Well I think it’s safe to say I missed the next 5 minutes of the movie because I was LAUGHING. SO. HARD!
If you didn’t find that funny, go back & read it again clearly picturing a sweet little 80yr old lady, who is constantly smiling saying that.
If you still didn’t find it funny, you either have no sence of humour, or no imagination. < if this is you, go see the movie
LOVE TAVIA :)
