In a world where the earth is the size of a marble, you don't matter. They don't even see you. In a world where the earth is the size of a tennis ball, you're a pest. They squash you. In a world where the earth is the size of a beach ball, you're a pet. They cage you. Now, aren't you lucky you live in a world where the earth is the size that it is? You're always lucky. Believe that.
TaviaMaeBradshaw
Chandler: Shut up Tavia! Tell you what, we'll make you a vegan pot cake for tomorrow.
Tavia: SERIOUSLY?! CAN WE DO THAT?
Chandler: Yeah!
Mom: What? So the four of us will just sit around tomorrow totally stoned and eating cake?
Tavia: YES! OH MY GOSH! CAN WE?
Mom: Yeah, hold on. Let me just call up my dealer.
Chandler: Don't be ridiculous. Tavias got that covered.
Tavia: It's true! I can take care of that.
Mom: Mhmm. And I suppose you have the money to cover that too?
Tavia: Touche...
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