In a world where the earth is the size of a marble, you don't matter. They don't even see you. In a world where the earth is the size of a tennis ball, you're a pest. They squash you. In a world where the earth is the size of a beach ball, you're a pet. They cage you. Now, aren't you lucky you live in a world where the earth is the size that it is? You're always lucky. Believe that.
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There once was a boy who thought he was cool
He had lots of friends when he started high school
Then he met a girl
But he made her hurl
And then she left town to be rid of him
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Round two came about rather quickly
But this time he decided to be picky
She said “hello”
He responded ”hell no”
It’s okay now she’s with someone way hotter
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Then one day he got lucky
He met a girl who just wanted to fuck ‘e
He then made the mistake
Fell for feelings you’re supposed to fake
And she left him running and screaming
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The moral of this story is quite clear
Don’t mess with chicks out of your tier
She made sure you weren’t at the party
You thought all your friends were tardy
Turns out they all partied without you
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When she tells you things are ‘okay’
Don’t respond with ‘please go away’
She’ll just say “fine”
You’ll continue to whine
Then finally realize that nobody’s listening.
