In a world where the earth is the size of a marble, you don't matter. They don't even see you. In a world where the earth is the size of a tennis ball, you're a pest. They squash you. In a world where the earth is the size of a beach ball, you're a pet. They cage you. Now, aren't you lucky you live in a world where the earth is the size that it is? You're always lucky. Believe that.
TaviaMaeBradshaw
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished. Before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, apockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of botl of Prozic and Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a chox of bocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
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